One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned into singing the opening of the Lion King.
plot twist: santa actually brings you the naked celebrity you asked for and you have to awkwardly unwrap them in front of your entire family
Totally worth it.
My mom read this over my shoulder and asked if I would get Misha, so I said yes and she nodded in approval.
im gonna put my dick in it
dont put ur dick in it
“You Can’t Be a Princess” | Journalists from ABC’s “What Would You Do?” planted hidden cameras in a Halloween store and filmed shoppers’ reactions to a boy who wanted a princess costume and a girl who wanted a Spiderman costume.This makes me very sad and angry…
this was filmed in the only mall on staten island and they filmed for two days and ONE person stood up for the kid during those two days, welcome to my neighborhood
What pisses me off are these other parents basically telling the kids mom what she needs to do. Like its her kid. Shut up and let her parent her own child. You’ve clearly screwed yours up. No need to ruin another child’s life.
This whole situation pisses me off. If your son wants to dress as a process whatever. If your daughter wants to be Spider-Man whatever. Move on.
what would you do always stresses me out. Like there are situations to intervene in. Ones that are dangerous or horrible or racist or whatever the case may be. But a parent with their child choosing a costume literally does not involve you at all. Shut. Up.
Solar Road Trip
"Mom! Earth threw a satellite at me!!" said all the other planets.
"Mom," Pluto wailed, "Earth is saying I’m not a real planet again!"
this is cute.
poor pluto :(
you’ll always be real
Confirmed cast (thus far) for the Attack on Titan film:
- Justin Bieber as Eren Jaeger
- Shirley Temple as Armin Arlert
- Arnold Schwarzenegger as Mikasa Ackerman
- My Chemical Romance as Levi
- A Potato in a Wig as Sasha Braus
- Phar Lap as Jean
- Captain America as Erwin
ARE YOU KIDDING ME